Best pick up lines of all time

GeeElls wrote:

I Think you must be getting arrested tonite…..as looking that good must be illegal:)

Not bad GeeElls, kinda like this one too. Just tweak a bit and it can be legit.

‘screw me if i’m wrong, but havn’t i seen you before!’
wahay! lol

ok here we go :

"nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"
"your place or mine?"
"do you have any black in you? would you like some?"
"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"
"Excuse me, can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine."

and last but not least

"Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night"

I could do this all day

I like to keep it simple so working with a " Hi. You single? … Don’t bother replying coz I still want you."

‘I see you’re an animal lover and can’t bare to be parted from the ones you love.. Is that why u brought those fine puppies out with u 2nite?!’

Success rate:- 6/10 in a Student Union.. The 4/10 r the pretty, but arsey type.. ‘God’s Gift’ if u get me, the ones that draw a wall to insinuate ‘Ur intruding my personal space’ whilst u dance like the end of the world is nigh…. I just say ‘Yeah… WHAAATT-EVEERRRRRR…. Go Ricky.. Go Ricky.. Go Ricky!!!’ Its the not losing ‘face’ get-out clause. I think that just pissed them off more tho…

Everywhere else, depending on whether u’ve surveyed the territory right, gets moderate success..

But its not about the success, its about the story….

sup mama

fan your face with your hand and ask them if they are hot. if she says no say you disagree if she says yes say you agree…

Then yell "circle gets the square" jump up and down like a maniac and ask her what you won. if she gets the hollywood squares reference u may want to think twice about going home with her.

^^^ Helll yeah !!! …or…
YOU SAY: Giant Polar Bear
SHE SAYS: Excuse me
YOU SAY: Its an ice breaker, and my name is ________…

it haws worked for me 100% of the damn time.

Oooh, you’re lookin’ fine…. Not in the good way…. in the "I guess you’ll do" way.

Pull my finger.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway

they must be missing an angel in heaven