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January 16, 2008 at 7:05 am #544360
diAztecParticipantYou know what they are, one liners intended to gain the attention of a girl just long enough to peak her interest in you and lead to a conversation. Here’s one of my favorites:
Yo, you walking home or can I get a ride!
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diAztecParticipantYou know what they are, one liners intended to gain the attention of a girl just long enough to peak her interest in you and lead to a conversation. Here’s one of my favorites:
Yo, you walking home or can I get a ride!
AdSense 336x280January 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm #641424
gumdrop32Participant"Your feet must be tired ’cause you been walking in my mind all day" line
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ChunkyEatsMyDinnerParticipantHoly cr4p! Please promise me you havnt tried these out!
If you tell me they have worked, whats the success ratio and how drunk/ ugly/ desperate was the girl?
I tend to just say really stupid things when confronted with a gorgeous girl which is embarrassing enough!AdSense 336x280January 16, 2008 at 9:55 pm #641441
DJ Bobby VParticipantI lost my phone number,can I have yours?
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The_reverendParticipantYou don’t sweat much for a fat lass.
Hello, I’m Reverend Martyn. What’s your name? (always a good ice breaker cos they don’t expect me to be a Rev.)
Or I just normally say ‘Jesus christ your beautiful. Can I take you out for dinner some time?
AdSense 336x280January 17, 2008 at 3:04 am #641447
jefpeaceParticipant"Those can’t be real, they’re too perfect."
No, I’m talking about her teeth! Y’all need your minds washed out with soap.
AdSense 336x280January 17, 2008 at 10:11 pm #641475
nicoleParticipantI’m interested in what others you guys have.
AdSense 336x280January 18, 2008 at 6:40 am #641493
gumdrop32Participant"Can I have fries with that shake" line to me is hilarious.
AdSense 336x280January 21, 2008 at 3:58 am #641626
gumdrop32ParticipantChunk, I’m guessing it’s how the lines are said, whoever uses them.
AdSense 336x280January 24, 2008 at 12:00 am #641852
acheadKeymasterhaha the best one ive ever done a was on the metro going home and this lass kept looking at is so i said you fancy a shag like and she said aye need i say more lol
AdSense 336x280January 24, 2008 at 7:25 pm #641906
ElconParticipantstyles wrote:haha the best one ive ever done a was on the metro going home and this lass kept looking at is so i said you fancy a shag like and she said aye need i say more lollol straight to the point if only it was always like this
AdSense 336x280January 24, 2008 at 7:45 pm #641911
acheadKeymastera aye it would be class like
AdSense 336x280January 24, 2008 at 9:11 pm #641919
DJ Bobby VParticipantYour name must be Fire,because you’re hot/smokin’.
AdSense 336x280January 24, 2008 at 11:12 pm #641929
acheadKeymasteralrihgt darlin you look like you had more people up you then the effel tower haha
AdSense 336x280January 27, 2008 at 3:51 am #642145
gumdrop32ParticipantYou must’ve lost your wings and halo because heaven’s missing an angel.
AdSense 336x280January 27, 2008 at 12:55 pm #642162
DJ Bobby VParticipantC’mon,I can’t believe no one’s said the all time,most used line.
"Don’t I know you from somewhere?"
Hey Nicole,what’s some that have been used on you?
AdSense 336x280January 27, 2008 at 6:47 pm #642181
ElconParticipant"is that a mirror in your pants coz i can see me in them"
my mate used that one before on a bird in the pub, we thought he was joking but he was being serious lol the girl give him the dirtiest look ever
AdSense 336x280January 27, 2008 at 10:35 pm #642200
DJ Bobby VParticipantHere’s another all timer"What’s your sign?"
AdSense 336x280January 27, 2008 at 11:23 pm #642202
JunglistAllDayParticipant[quote quote="Elcon":302apj3h]"is that a mirror in your pants coz i can see me in them"
my mate used that one before on a bird in the pub, we thought he was joking but he was being serious lol the girl give him the dirtiest look ever[/quote:302apj3h]
haha
id like to see that one pull in the ladiesAdSense 336x280January 29, 2008 at 11:02 pm #642314
DJ Bobby VParticipantWhat’s a good lookin’ girl like you doing in a place like this.
AdSense 336x280January 31, 2008 at 5:39 am #642402
gumdrop32ParticipantDJ Bobby V wrote:Here’s another all timer"What’s your sign?"you better not hope she says Taurus or Leo?
AdSense 336x280February 2, 2008 at 4:29 pm #642576
DJ Bobby VParticipantstyles wrote:alrihgt darlin you look like you had more people up you then the effel tower hahaI’ll bet that one works well!!LOL
AdSense 336x280February 2, 2008 at 7:14 pm #642584
diAztecParticipantTry soomething like this, "Did we meet before? You look like someone I met in Paris. No? Maybe New Zealand? No…have you ever been to Amsterdam?" This gets the ball rolling. Caution: you actually have to know something about these places or have been there. At least ACT like you’ve been there. Then you start talking about how you travel for work and get all these frequent flyer rewards and free tickets. Tell her you often fly your friends out to visit places they have never been. Then when you never call her again she will know you are a dirtbag. But by then, who cares!?
AdSense 336x280February 2, 2008 at 7:54 pm #642590
alecParticipantHow about this walk up to a young lady and say:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK"
or my personal fav.
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"AdSense 336x280February 3, 2008 at 12:46 am #642602
DJ Bobby VParticipantalec wrote:"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
Like that one..it might just work…
AdSense 336x280February 3, 2008 at 1:28 am #642605
diAztecParticipantHow about: Did you just wink at me or do you have terets?
AdSense 336x280February 5, 2008 at 2:34 am #642715
amadeusParticipant[quote quote="DJ Bobby V":i9e7ackt]alec wrote:"Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"
Like that one..it might just work…[/quote:i9e7ackt]
Believe it or not Bobby V, if you’ve just finished a dj set – and its night time – then it works PERFECTLY !!! Believe you me, especially if you both know how corny it is
AdSense 336x280February 15, 2008 at 4:26 am #643440
gumdrop32ParticipantTaking the LL approach wouldn’t hurt. Depending on how to use it is a different story.
AdSense 336x280February 15, 2008 at 10:53 am #643447
ChunkyEatsMyDinnerParticipantDo you fancy a threesome….? Im a schizophrenic
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