What’s the Worst Rap lyrics u ever Heard.

LOL, easy one. Fred Durst’s bullshi*ty raps.

"Now I know y’all be lovin this sh** right here/ L. I. M. P. Bizkit is right here"

You fu*king just rhymed the same word dumbass.

sorry to pick on a dead guy’s lyrics but this is the 1st one i thought of

ODB’s "Got Your Money"

You give me your number
I call you up
You act like your pussy dont interrupt
I dont have no trouble with you f**kin me
But I have a little problem with you not f**kin me

The last two lines from the rap from Rhythm is a dancer by Snap

WTF is that all about?

Let the rhythm ride you, guide you
Sneak inside you, set your mind to
Move to its pulsation
Bass vibration, synth sensation
Pause, it’s not in place, see
Mind and body must be free to
Please take it all in
Nothing to lose, everything to
Win, but it controls you
Holds you, molds you, back to older
New, touch it, taste it
Free your soul and let it face you
Got the beat what you wanna
If the groove don’t get ya the rifle’s gonna
[i:3uahfyua]I’m serious as cancer
When I say "Rhythm is a dancer"[/i:3uahfyua]

I’m lookin fa mrs.bubble gum
I’m mr. chik-o-stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher
Cuz i stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(oh my god!)
Gurl dis aint no dance flo
Dis a candy sto
And im really geeked up
And i got mo dro
I pop I roll
It’s soft I know
It’s da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
Dont be shy
H** i’m Faybo? (oh)
I kno you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What’s happening? What’s up? What’s up? Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go)

I gotta agree with ya on that V.V. I bought his dbl disc cd awhile ago "You Gotta Feel Me"…….. i wasn’t really feelin him. T.I definantly got him beat in the South, but on top of that… screw T.I… Its all bout that Chamillionaire!!! Southern Takeover, cluckahs.

Before you go dissin him though.. check out some of his verses on Chamillionaire’s mixtapes…not as bad as his CDs.

B-rap

Probably " i’ll be Missing you " by Puff Daddy !

Ya’ll pro’llyn don’t know Flip’s old verses like this ge from "Southside Still Holdin (Screwed)": "Southside Still Holdin’ I’m In A Expidition/ With a sign on the back that says Let’s Go Fishin… WTF?!!

this one’s pretty crap;
really get smacked silly
you get smacked silly
fucking with these niggas
what you gon’ do
when you ready
shit i was born ready
and i was already on fish and spaghetti

– G Dep – Lets get it

is fish and spaghetti some ebonics shit… or does he just mean plain fish and spaghetti?

My Milkshake- Kelis
(agreed.. horible)

I remembered another horrible song…

Some Cut…

What is yo.. whats up?

What the F*** Is up wit u Man?

B-rap

p.s.
"Man, we aint playin dominos. We aint playin checkas either, man.
This is mutha f***in chess!"

[quote quote="RTF":2xhmo6rs]
"My Humps" by Black Eye Peas. I really don’t want to know what she’s gonna do with "all that bress inside that shirt." "All" implies a great quantity.. how many’s she got for crying out loud???[/quote:2xhmo6rs]

ABSOLUTELY AGREE……….. the black eyed peas first couple of albums were good, then they came back without premier as producer and put some transvestite cat looking girl with more rings than my shower curtain. in the line up and went more pop than a panda cola.

what the hell was that humps song all about!?!?!
TITS and ASS????

well bloody say it then,

sheesh,

V.V.

If you though Ice Ice Baby was bad, try the Ninja Rap from the second Ninja Turtles Movie:

YO! It’s the green machine — Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? — Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move — Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place — With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ — Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap — Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean — Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power — Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner — You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four — Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Villians, you better run and hide — Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip — Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked — With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in — You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong — Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold

[quote quote="nusance":2b284djr]sorry i gotta say you can search where ever you want but the worst lyrics have to come from 99% of pop artists/wannabe rappers eg:robbie williams,east 17,blazin squad, take your pick….listen and cringe..But if you really want the worst here it is "HOLIDAY RAP" by miker g and deejay sven and it goes a little something like this:

Well
this is my partner with the number one jam

Famous in the boogie-box in Amsterdam.
He’s the fastest rapper and his name is Miker "G"

His rap is stronger than the sucker M. C.’s.
Well
let me show you what my man can do

Rappin’
rockin’
poppin’ and the boogaloo
too.
But anyway
no more delay

just listen to the beat-box he will play.

My name is M. C. Sven
I’m also deejay

I didn’t like the schools
I too another way.
Yoh like the Miker "G" so I used my voice
And soon I bought a big Rolls Royce.
That’s right
my name is Miker "G"

I uss the holiday with the M. I. C.
On the street was a party bigger than HoUywood

I grew up in this neighbourhood.

We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
. . .
We are going on a summerholiday[/quote:2b284djr]

I actually have that track on vinyl, dont laugh….it was 10p at a car boot sale…. true piece of hip hop history, ahem, maybe not.

V.V.

[quote quote="nusance":w2mgvd48]sorry i gotta say you can search where ever you want but the worst lyrics have to come from 99% of pop artists/wannabe rappers eg:robbie williams,east 17,blazin squad, take your pick….listen and cringe..But if you really want the worst here it is "HOLIDAY RAP" by miker g and deejay sven and it goes a little something like this:

Well
this is my partner with the number one jam

Famous in the boogie-box in Amsterdam.
He’s the fastest rapper and his name is Miker "G"

His rap is stronger than the sucker M. C.’s.
Well
let me show you what my man can do

Rappin’
rockin’
poppin’ and the boogaloo
too.
But anyway
no more delay

just listen to the beat-box he will play.

My name is M. C. Sven
I’m also deejay

I didn’t like the schools
I too another way.
Yoh like the Miker "G" so I used my voice
And soon I bought a big Rolls Royce.
That’s right
my name is Miker "G"

I uss the holiday with the M. I. C.
On the street was a party bigger than HoUywood

I grew up in this neighbourhood.

We gonna ring-reng-a-dong for a holiday
. . .
We are going on a summerholiday[/quote:w2mgvd48]

hahahahaha

that was so wack!