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May 28, 2006 at 1:22 pm #534119

Surface1
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven’t got any fucking bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any fucking bread, ask me
again and I’ll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of
a fucking bird!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman:"No"
Duck: "Got any bread?

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May 28, 2006 at 1:22 pm #590601

Surface1
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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven’t got any fucking bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any fucking bread, ask me
again and I’ll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of
a fucking bird!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman:"No"
Duck: "Got any bread?

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June 5, 2006 at 12:12 am #590982

DJ Sho-Tyme
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classic

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June 5, 2006 at 2:07 am #590995

badboyc
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lol…

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