The dark side of nature!!

Hmmmm…

You’ve gave me food for thought their, guys…

Agree with me tho, pigeons are frigging scum with their retarded looks on their faces, lurking for food in the middle of roads, eating disgarded crusts, mould pastry delicacies (from Greggs in the UK)(pastry delicacies discarded by charver pasty brats) and manky quavers while hobbling on their manky distorted feet….

….and of most of the birds you know, pigeons walk really f**king stupidly (magpies coming a close second due to their rigid limb strut)

I think I may have turned the crow to cannibalism as it saw me munch on my tasty rice n chicken, it tipped it over the edge..

I’m most likely gonna have to do away with my next door neighbour as he feeds the birds but the superior status of the pigeons (being big flying scum suckers) means they get a lot more food n hang around like flys to sh*t hoping for the littlest sight of food. Robbing the poor sparrow, robins n starlings of their daily munch..

I think I’ll have to bring out my old .22 airgun out of retirement to persuade the neighbour not to feed the birds and to take down the persitant head nodding stragglers. No doubt, one of the f**king nosey old twats from the the old folks home (some 50 metres away) with a direct view of it will call the police and I’ll be on my knees n toes, hands on my head and that line of pigeons on the rooftop will be laughing their beaks off.

Then when Im back I’ll be re-enacting the scene from 24 Hour Party People when Shaun Ryder (of Happy Mondays and Black Grape fame)(and his bro) fed 3500 pigeons, rat poisoned bread.

I’ll be on the look out for seagulls tho, the swift hoodie scum of the sky, they’d have the sh*t out of your arse if they could!!!!!