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May 1, 2009 at 11:17 pm #549762
Reggie_p75ParticipantToday I witnessed a dark side of nature..
..and an unforeseen change to the food chain…
There I was making lunch and I heard crows or magpies making their irritating f**king ‘Kaw-Kaw!!!’ banter..
I looked around to see a crow.. Poor crow must’ve been starved to death as it was kicking a pigeons ass n tearing it apart. There I was with my spicy rice n chicken spectating on bird cannibalism. Then a magpie came along n had a munch on the scum of the sky pigeon. The crow n magpie had a nice lunch..
Wot made me laugh even more tho was the sparrows that had come along to get the feathers to pad out their nests.. there’s nothing like being kicked in the face when ur on the ground hehehe…
Bloody f**king dirty pigeon deserved it the scum of the sky punk ass 81tch!!!!! They keep on crapping all over but it hasnt stopped them hanging around. I hope the Sparrow Hawk comes around n grabs some pigeons hehehe…
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Reggie_p75ParticipantToday I witnessed a dark side of nature..
..and an unforeseen change to the food chain…
There I was making lunch and I heard crows or magpies making their irritating f**king ‘Kaw-Kaw!!!’ banter..
I looked around to see a crow.. Poor crow must’ve been starved to death as it was kicking a pigeons ass n tearing it apart. There I was with my spicy rice n chicken spectating on bird cannibalism. Then a magpie came along n had a munch on the scum of the sky pigeon. The crow n magpie had a nice lunch..
Wot made me laugh even more tho was the sparrows that had come along to get the feathers to pad out their nests.. there’s nothing like being kicked in the face when ur on the ground hehehe…
Bloody f**king dirty pigeon deserved it the scum of the sky punk ass 81tch!!!!! They keep on crapping all over but it hasnt stopped them hanging around. I hope the Sparrow Hawk comes around n grabs some pigeons hehehe…
AdSense 336x280May 2, 2009 at 6:27 am #667013
djshadesukParticipantSo let me get this straight, you were watching birds eating a bird while eating (bits of) a bird?? I fear the the offenders were only following the example they had been set… by you, so you find yourself complicit in the "Pigeon Lunch Murder" (TM). My dear fellow, you deserve to be brought before the beak!
If I were you though, I would be watching my back… after witnessing their deeds, and reporting it on a high traffic website, they may come back for revenge. Have you seen "The Birds"?
Forget the NWO, thats chicken feed compared to the NBO (New Bird Order) before you know it their militant wing (the Seagull Regiment) will swoop in on you and have your hat away… the b*stards!!
AdSense 336x280May 2, 2009 at 6:36 am #667014
random1234567890Participant[quote:3002zp3e]Have you seen "The Birds"?[/quote:3002zp3e]
Classic movie. And the Alfred Hitchcock trailer for it is fantastic! So darkly humourous…
I remember when I was in Rome there was a pigeon that had been run over by a scooter and a whole lot of dogs surrounded it, eating it off the pavement. Urgh.
Sounds like a rather scary experience. I agree with DJShades; better watch your back!
Those birds are shifty critters…
AdSense 336x280May 2, 2009 at 9:48 am #667015
Reggie_p75ParticipantHmmmm…
You’ve gave me food for thought their, guys…
Agree with me tho, pigeons are frigging scum with their retarded looks on their faces, lurking for food in the middle of roads, eating disgarded crusts, mould pastry delicacies (from Greggs in the UK)(pastry delicacies discarded by charver pasty brats) and manky quavers while hobbling on their manky distorted feet….
….and of most of the birds you know, pigeons walk really f**king stupidly (magpies coming a close second due to their rigid limb strut)
I think I may have turned the crow to cannibalism as it saw me munch on my tasty rice n chicken, it tipped it over the edge..
I’m most likely gonna have to do away with my next door neighbour as he feeds the birds but the superior status of the pigeons (being big flying scum suckers) means they get a lot more food n hang around like flys to sh*t hoping for the littlest sight of food. Robbing the poor sparrow, robins n starlings of their daily munch..
I think I’ll have to bring out my old .22 airgun out of retirement to persuade the neighbour not to feed the birds and to take down the persitant head nodding stragglers. No doubt, one of the f**king nosey old twats from the the old folks home (some 50 metres away) with a direct view of it will call the police and I’ll be on my knees n toes, hands on my head and that line of pigeons on the rooftop will be laughing their beaks off.
Then when Im back I’ll be re-enacting the scene from 24 Hour Party People when Shaun Ryder (of Happy Mondays and Black Grape fame)(and his bro) fed 3500 pigeons, rat poisoned bread.
I’ll be on the look out for seagulls tho, the swift hoodie scum of the sky, they’d have the sh*t out of your arse if they could!!!!!
AdSense 336x280May 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm #667019
lewelschParticipantMay 11, 2009 at 4:54 pm #667369
MagNetParticipantWORD!
AdSense 336x280May 13, 2009 at 4:09 am #667418
YoungVitoParticipanthe probably just shat on like a preists head minutes earlier or somethin and god was like ‘well thats just not right, your gone mate’ lol
AdSense 336x280May 13, 2009 at 8:54 am #667439
djshadesukParticipantMagNet wrote:WORD!Please do NOT post one word replies or start new topics that have no constructive sense to them whatsoever.
You will receive an official warning next time.
AdSense 336x280May 15, 2009 at 6:06 am #667523
Nicky BluntParticipantYoungVito wrote:he probably just shat on like a preists head minutes earlier or somethin and god was like ‘well thats just not right, your gone mate’ lolhahahaha
sorry im new but thats damn funny yo!
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