Musical AntiChrist?

no, oblivoisnesesicalafragalisticexpialidocious is not a word, but you got the point accross.

so since it’s back up, here are the thoughts in my head on the subject as of june 29th. hope this gets the ball rolling again cuz this is a cool topic

“After careful thought I came up with several likely suspects:
I thought about who has done more to ruin the music world than any other and found that many names that popped up were those that never recorded a thing in their lives ie. ron pearlman the boy band producer, or that politicians wife who tried to ban the 2-live crew and was ultimately responsible for the “parental warning” sticker in the late 80’s. but alas, they are merely the minions of his darkness.

there were also the easy targets like puff daddy who has done little more than consistantly rape the existing music scene for greed and profit, and don’t think for a minute that he didn’t project the positive impact that biggies death could have on his career with the right spin. even still, he is merely a demon at best.

so in the end I have to give the crown to none other than mr. William Hung of american idol fame. I mean what the holy heavens could possibly signal the onset of musical armageddon if not the fact that this freak is actually selling more than 2 records!

repent sinners for verilly I say unto you that the end of the world is nigh, and woe be unto he who does not bear witness to our lord and savior, (insert favorite musician’s name here) for it is only through him (or her) that men might be saved from eternal damnation at the hands of “she bangs” as performed by the anti-christ of the music world!”