Hits

The Microsoft product is terrible. The Waves version is absolutely brilliant, as it also creates hype through all forms of media and generates interviews of the name of the artist, while issuing bulletins to the media of various indecent encounters (on Sunset Strip) to carefully selected media companies.

I mean, it’s only £79 for the Microsoft product, and you would probably get £300,000 per hit, but the Waves version (at £2499.99p) raises this to £3.5 million.

I think you will agree, it is a better investment.

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Check out: "The Manual: How to Have a Number One Hit the Easy Way" (2nd edition) by Jimmy Cauty and Bill Drummond (aka: The KLF, Justified Ancients of Mu Mu, etc). It’s hilarious and accurate at the same time. Pity there isn’t a newer version.