Celeberty phrases

Well it`s written by BuBa(me) and my friend JJ aka Jenna Jameson (stright men know who this is) so I hope you`ll enjoy. They are a little naughty:D

Here it goes:D

Before you start reading here is the quide how to read the following:

1. You need a Banana, glasses, some sort of lubricant, and tiny shoes but will get to that later.
2. Place your right hand to your left cheak and imagine that your complete idiot.
3. Repeat that process five times.

4. Congratulations you`re an idiot

1.
My dad raped a hamster and made me watch. I was three back then.
Later I bacame a primeminister. It was a breaking point in my carrier

Tony Blair

2.
I need some crack

Bobby and Whitney Houston

3.
When I was six my mom bought me a plastic doll. In that exact moment I knew what I will be when I grow up.

CHER
4.
When I was a kid, my dad did some tests on us to decide what will he give us when we are older.
Me and my brother were the same, only some times I forgot my name, age and reflex to pii standing.

G.W. BUSH
5.
I didn`t stab my wife….I know………………I was there………..

O. J.

Well this is it for now. Hope you`ll enjoy.
YOU WILL GET EASILY OFFENDED IF YOU`RE BUSH, O.J., CHER OR GAY.

For easier understanding: We like Monty Phyton and mostly stand ups so..