BLONDES jokes..

Subject: Replacement Windows

Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the Contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago, and I still hadn’t paid for them.

Hellloooo, just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It’s been a year! I told hi m.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument. I bet he felt like an idiot!

Though I’d throw in a twist jef.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?…………………..pregnant!

whats the difference between a 300 lb blonde woman and a brick?

nothing.. both will get laid by a mexican eventually

HAHHA

oh wait, a better one!
Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny are all walking down the street, and they come across a $50 bill. Who grabs it?

The dumb blonde. The other three don’t exist.

wow, tihs thread has been added to my favorites xD hahahah funny jokes

hahaahaha

haha xD

did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air???

…she missed.