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avalonandon wrote:Will you marry me Anisina? (exactly 5)
1: Sorry Jon, I’m a Man.
2: Ain’t into same sex relationships.
PS. Just to clear things up (this issue) I had an avatar of the gorgeous actress as my avatar.
anisina wrote:[quote quote="avalonandon":1g00uy6b]Will you marry me Anisina? (exactly 5)
1: Sorry Jon, I’m a Man.
2: Ain’t into same sex relationships.
PS. Just to clear things up (this issue) I had an avatar of the gorgeous actress as my avatar.[/quote:1g00uy6b]
Phew, thats a relief. I though you had a sex change and I did not know what to say. I suppose you will have broken many members hearts lol
anisina wrote:[quote quote="avalonandon":329hufk3]Will you marry me Anisina? (exactly 5)
1: Sorry Jon, I’m a Man.
2: Ain’t into same sex relationships.
PS. Just to clear things up (this issue) I had an avatar of the gorgeous actress as my avatar.[/quote:329hufk3]
…..OMG….yes she is…and no you aint. Thx for the clarification!
Will you marry me Camilla?
CUCKAWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry you missed bingo grandma
That wasn’t very BIG!
Coming ready or not
You f***ing b*st*rd
DJ Val wrote:You f***ing b*st*rd
Lol val, what kind of sex was that??
teknoboy420 wrote:sorry you missed bingo grandma
HAHAHAHAHA
[quote quote="DJ Val":10gvsqxg]That wasn’t very BIG!
Coming ready or not
You f***ing b*st*rd[/quote:10gvsqxg]
I think I speak on behalf of the whole of acapellas4u when I say…I’m shocked!
The 2nd one is surely something a man would say?
From what I’ve heard, you need to live closer to Val.
A new one….
You will do for me… (not aimed at the last post)
I’ll definitely buy this goat
George Bush afterwards: "I swear its from Texas!"
For those of you abroad…everything in Texas is supposed to be big…
whats your name again ?
Kiss you? Gargle 1st bitch!
Naw, you were just dreamin’!
Ugh! Cracked yo fake arm?
I DIDN’T say her name!
Hit stop on that! (camera reference)
That’s illegal in this state?
I do NOT need Viagra!
Get that pussy fart tuned!
Yo titty smell like contacts! (saline leak…hahaha)
It’ll wash out! Stop crying!
Oh that? Ain’t no camera!
Aw c’mon…it’s JUST herpes!
We better stay friends,
You know I love you Kate.. I mean Britney,
And you thought I was bad,
Put yer teeth back in
Is your roomate hot too?
Can I come now please?
i have had better
Better than nothing I guess!
well that’s a first…
your mom was better……….hahaha
Now send in your sister
damn it broke!
wot, again!
your not a woman?
get tested for me eh?
i love you…(to a clingy bootycall)
(Finish off as fast as humanly possible and say)… And that’s how it’s done
Eight down, three to go.
brown stuff on my nose?
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