tell a story in three words

a black hole.

gave way and

my dog’s hairy

rotten smelly areas

creatures from a

tormenting a pair

coconuts hanging from….

mango tree which…

The Story So Far@

once upon a time there was a dj named the greatest dj of all time, and every night, she would give a really deep throated yelp, then pump it hard until all three of her turntables started to groan because of the belts coming off but when she looked at her belt she realized she was late for a date so she decided that the Astronauts should take her to the farthest point of northern Scotland so they can play with obese fish and a guy said get off my tractor or I’ll throw a flaming cheese toastie at your whole family because they have abnormal dinasour rabies and they also smell like beer and rotting cabbage then she looked down at her at her pants to check if the craps had had gone from a cream consistency and then quickly she became he… heated in the lower genital area because of the way she sat on the bus coming back home after a long night with her cousin’s gardener’s squirrel’s goldfish’s brother’s new school teacher and then she patiently waited for For a track by her favourite boy done wrong woman in the red room was not making sense she had to quickly dive into a, big pile of hot melting *rude word here* . The doorbell rang, to the tune of the annoying crazy effing frog so she loaded… a bong hit with oregano before, deciding to have a big fat juicy steak , with denise van outen followed by a cup of cold and she swallowed the cup of cold black coffee that she saved from last year. in her armpit with the steak covered in hair. Realising this, she put on her smelly green jacket, that had come in a big Oprah Winfrey’s ass. So later on she cried because because her best assets had dropped. towards her last words that she had said to diss the rappers she got slapped by sarcastic combacks, and unfortunately her top stayed on. However now it is the weekend it comes off. I Cut Trees. Hi! it’ me again, with the real hip-hop music fresh from kazhakstan which was rubbish. and a lot What The heck she yelled as my dog PAF ran to France to eat a fried twinkie covered with lemon juice which had been previously eaten by Nobody saw us!! Then the next day Everybody Needed To empty their bowels, to find a solution to the Rediculously Long Story that doesn’t end no matter what they tell us.. about the little angels in the.. brain I own and nibble on the UNBELEIVABLY ENOURMOUS Cheeseburger and fries. that i ate whilst i rubbed myself with the extreamly large rubber slipmat and headphones. I was thinking that one day I’m going to run around the african deserts naked just like my best pal stewie. Stewie used to have a very large collection of big silicon toys to create a very very large scaled model of Big Ben. Once i had all the money in bankers drafts and.. pretty gold coins, … until some thief stole them from my secret stash that was hiden in my underwear. I then hada massive seizure and started to speak in tongues. Suddenly a massive huge pile of kangaroo unmentionables and a pot of money came from the ground. I grabbed it all and stepped into and stepped into a black hole. Suddenly my bladder gave way and i swiftly punched my dog’s hairy fat face, and rotten smelly areas only to find creatures from a savage gorilla’s imagination tormenting a pair of big bouncing coconuts hanging from…. my mother’s favorite mango tree which… is now dead.

and cleaned it

ivory toothbrush. Then

are made from

and Branston Pickle.

and a scaly

myself stupidly, then