New Rap by Me

havent been able to record it, but i dont think i will, considering that its a 5 min song about Photosynthesis.
Performing it for my class tomorrow.
Kinda went with a Slick Rick style of storytelling here.
Tell me what you think of it.
(Dont mind the flow problems when reading… i gots it covered!)

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Yo we taking out the time
To explain to ya through this rhyme
About this process called photosynthesis
In case you could of missed it

Im gonna blow through this stuff
That you should know
We’ve done heard it enough
But ima stop talkin n present to you
This Plant

Some stand @ only 4 ft., small and still
But inside, a green pigment AKA chlorophyll
The plants food provider for when its feeling ill
But its in the Thylakoid right now where it will stay and chill

But it all starts at the sun with its energy beaming
Heat splitting water through hydrolysis, no more streaming

Now we’re left with 2 H’s, 1-O, its goin through,
Leaving behind the other dudes, while the O’s getting used
Now the H’s are so lonely like Akon their hearts are bruised
So they build up while electrons in the caro-tenoids are being amused
They’re pumped up like Joe Budden, their fuse is steady losin’
Till they get too crunk and loud, and then they’re thrown out.

But they soon find a new home
Their sent to chlorophyll
Where they’ll crash and spend their days
Loud and still actin ill
But their landlord stays cool, at least for a few
But then he’s had it up to here, and tells em to stay clear.

-You boys been actin bad, and its really aggravating me
So ima send yall on out to the ETC.

-Euro Transit Commission? No man, NOT THE BRITS!(lol.. sry guys )

-No the Electron Transport Chain, and you will submit!

-Sir yes sir, and off we go. Its really too bad
‘cause we kind of really liked being the stars of the show
But its all good, the enzymes are our new home now
Where we can act all bad and scream and shout loud

So the electrons are on their own; they livin it up
Like Jay-Z, Big Pimpin’, not givin a what?
But we have these hydrogen that just keep building up
Went from lonely to crowded till one of them shouted:

“Yo men, listen up, we really gotta jet,
Im all cramped up, beside, im startin to sweat
And if you really know me, you don’t want that to happen
Im tired of using my arm, can someone give me a napkin.

There was a rush in all directions, looking for an exit
They cant get through the bi-layer, that’s when they start to fret
“Oh no.. away.. Man.. Get him off me!!”
That’s when they got a call from a local drug fiend
-Hello?
-What it do? What the biz is homie?
-Man, this guy’s pollutin the air, makin it harder to breathe for me!
-Well then whats the matter? Why cant you get out?
-The guards are at the exit, to their job they are devout
-Ok, listen up, I gots the perfect plan.
Come meet me at Synthase, the club owned by yah man.
I got this back alley, and its really kinda thin,
And when you’re moving through, it just might scratch your skin
So if you feel something drop, a pinch, it was nothing
(ill be right behind ya bro, to pick it up, son!)

2 hours later, in Downtown, there was a commotion.
Everywhere you went the traffic was slowin

The hydrogen at the club steady movin to the back
And when they saw that back alley it was a straight up attack
Guys pushing though, sounds of skin scratchin, patchin up
Their arms with their hands, as they move into their new home land

“We’ve made it guys!” they cheered as they moved into the stroma,
Walkin with a new swagga now that they were home
But back at the club was Mr. Drug Fiend,
Collecting his prized possessions, but only after they were cleaned
“Those funny little H’s, now the energy is mine!
And to them It just seemed as if everything was fine

So that’s how it went with hydrogen finally
The fiend got his prize, Hint.. Hint… ATP
The hydrogen were happy now that they had made their journey
But that’s only 2/3rds of the story.
That was the good part of this difficult process
But nows the part where we throw in total darkness

Well, remember those electrons in the ETC,
Well meet their new roommates, N A D P
These boys come rushin’ in like they’re on Room Raiders
Snatchin electrons left and right is how they make their paper

– Yo man, where you takin us, we don’t want to leave!
-Shut up and keep movin, boy, you’re coming with me
– Oh yah, and you’re so tough, how’s this for a charge”
He gave him quite a shock, that ran straight through his arms.

“Yo man, chill out, stop being so negative!”
“I cant” said Big E, “That’s just the way it is.
So where are we going? You can tell us if you like to,”
“Aight, it’s a thing we call the Calvin Benson Cycle”

“Whatever”, the electrons thought, it was just another mission
Another small time thing, that was their vision
But little did they know about what was gonna happen
Untill they arrived at the Dark Reactions.
“Alright, get out, stand right over here.
They’ll be with you shortly, so don’t shed a tear.

“Shed a tear, why? I have no need”
But then arrived their long lost ATP
“Yo man, you look familiar and I think that I know ya”
“No you don’t, bro, im just your average workin soldier”

“Bring em’ in!!!”
They heard, right before they were gone
And they caught a glimpse of him, Carbon Dioxide!
They tried to hide, but they were just to slow.
Before they knew it they were being turned into Glucose!

thnx yall
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lol… gotta new one i made in spanish today

Its the return of the Savior, not its not he’s been here
Now im spreadin fear from the Holy Word into ya ear.
Lettin ya know what he did
The real G in the streets preachin the word of God ever since he was a kid
Whatcha Know About That? Jesus Walks
but he aint got no chain or a gat but he talks,
but not about Callin’ Some Hos that he knowowowowwosss,
and i guess you can say that Jesus Got Em’ High.
Hight with the Holy Spirt, thats how ya gotta Stay Fly.
But u Know Its Alright if you done some stuff of in the past,
its forgotten, that stuff w/ God just doesn’t last
Its pretty cool that no matter what you do he’ll let you back
No questions asked if you repent, ya Scott Free.
We’re so lucky to have this gift that makes us clean
its his blood that makes that possible for you and for me
That’s right, he died for us
but everyday we spit on him, slap him in the face, do stupid stuff like cuss
And just to make it clear, God’s last name isnt Dammit,
And like Thumper, if you cant say somethin nice, the can it!

[quote quote="djrapko":3lartiyd]Man let me introduce you to a little friend of mine
David Goza, freakin’ douchebag, wanna hit? Get in line
I callin’ first dibs on this herpes fested fag p
Run up to me don’t know he messin with an o.c. (original cracka hahahhaa)
Come up to me raisin’ fists like you a black cat
And there’s revolution in the joint wit your Fag Hat
You talkin bout this stuff and I ain’t havin’ that cr*p
I scarin’ crackas who be checkin if they shat (HAHAHAHAH)
Man let me spit it while you get it twisted man don’t slack
Listen to me when the gears get shifted on this track
Baby put that in reverse so you might have a chance
To understand the stance I strike cuz cracka I don’t dance
I two step, step back, cuz you don’t know about that
Run back to your crew tell ’em that I’m talkin smack
We’ll meet in the middle, then we meet you out the back
Then you gonna hear the D.E. click clack and then that blat blat[/quote:3lartiyd]

Hi, my name’s David Goza, ima crakah thinkin black
"I dropkick customers and benchpress Cadillacs"
Well, dude, bad news sadly comes to all
and if ya didn’t want this cr*p then why’d ya pick up the ball?
South Carolina where all the Soft Crakahs hail
i would bag on ya moms, but she’s probably in jail.
Nah, thats not right, let me take that back
She’s right here, "Dang it, woman, get off my sack!"
Thats how we deal with these fagget howdy-doody hicks
When you hear "954", duck and watch for tha bricks.
‘Cause we dont need no 9, we walk str8 up to ya place
Do it like Black Panthers, punch a whitey in his face.
"This where the reeeel nuckas at". We dance with wolves.
We come str8 to ya, while u go runnin, lookin for tools.

Thanks bro.. will definantly look into that.

B-rap