Get ready to be Seagulled

Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
cool for school these days you have to
do the Seagull.

In schools all over London, apparently,
break-times are seeing boys running into the
bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their
jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out
and find a younger kid…. then slap them in
the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

Try it in the office when you’re bored.

[quote quote="acapella":2n034y2s]Ed – PMSL (along with all the other lads here in the office incl. me boss)

Is this true or what??/[/quote:2n034y2s]

Yes – but only at Coombes Head !! ……………
of course not !!