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hahaha..
Nice stuff, and know i need to remeber the jokes, for my friends (and translate them to ducht)
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ROFL qualityAdSense 336x280lol cheered me up
AdSense 336x280hehe very good
AdSense 336x280Haha, Sho-Tyme that’s hillarious
Note: I would sleep with my neighbours for 1 million (ohh hope there not reading)
AdSense 336x280haha i perticually enjoyed the super glue joke
AdSense 336x280Very good one
AdSense 336x280[quote quote="DJ Sho-Tyme":2eyb4mud]father walks into his daughter room while she is studying and she looks puzzled.
"wats the matter" dear he asks her.
"dad, what is the difference between hypothetically and realistically" she asks
"thats hard to explain", he replies "but ill show you, follow me"they leave the room and find the mother who was in the kitchen
"dear, would you f@#$ the neighbours for a million dollars" he asks
"yeah probably" she replies hesitantlythey then follow the hallways until they reach the sons room
"son, for a million dollars would you f@#$ the next door neighbours" the father asks
"i dont see why not, i need the money" the son repliesthe dad then turns to the daughter and asks her
"for one million dollars, would you sleep wiht the neighbours?"
"yes i would dad, but what is the point to all of this" she repliesWell, hypothetically we would have 3 million dollars
Realistically tho, we have two sluts and a homosexual[/quote:2eyb4mud]haha
AdSense 336x280[quote quote="djclick":hht3utu8]check this one
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where’s Mom and Dad?" And she replied, "They’re up in bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where’s Mom and Dad?"And she replied,"They’re still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went out to play.
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where’s Mom and Dad?" And his grandmother replied, "They’re still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What’s this? Every time I tell you they’re still up in bed you start to laugh! What is going on here?"
The little boy replied, "Well, last night Daddy came into my bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue!" He must have got himself stuck somewhere in his room.
Grandma fainted.[/quote:hht3utu8]
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