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March 19, 2008 at 3:24 am #545175
THE JESTERParticipantSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
AdSense 336x280March 19, 2008 at 3:24 am #645717
THE JESTERParticipantSherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
AdSense 336x280April 11, 2008 at 8:57 am #647708
DJ_GreenleafParticipantlol,
Sounds like something I would say if I was Watson.
AdSense 336x280April 18, 2008 at 8:52 pm #648184
DJ Bobby VParticipantThat silly Watson!!
AdSense 336x280April 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm #648208
WytseParticipantWhahahaha!!!
Verry good yoke!
AdSense 336x280April 20, 2008 at 8:49 pm #648242
blockiddParticipant"Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent." this one is classic, i probably wud’ve called watson more than an idiot!!
good one jesterAdSense 336x280October 15, 2009 at 5:35 pm #673009
crashParticipanthahaha good one.
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