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Where I go for coffee in the morning a bunch of us hang outa and tell jokes.I’m kinda running out of them.I need some help.Please keep it clean and not offensive.A joke you could tell your Grandma. 
I’ll start.
A recently divorced man goes out and buys a brand new corvette.He’s driving down the highway about 60 mph and decides he want’s to see what this baby will do.He’s got it up to hundred mph and looks in his rear view mirror and sees a police car with his lights flashing.
He thinks"I can out run him".Now he’s got it up to 150 mph. The cop is still there.He decides he better pull over.The cop gets out and walks up to car the say’s "What’s the hurry? 
"The man says"I just got this ‘vette and I wanted to see how fast it would go.Do you have to give me a ticket?" 
.The cop replies"Well,if you can give me a good reason why you were speeding and wouldn’t stop, I won’t write you a ticket".The man thinks for a second and says"My wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was him trying to give her back!" 
oops!…after looking down the topics I noticed a joke topic and it got moved
AdSense 336x280 Where I go for coffee in the morning a bunch of us hang outa and tell jokes.I’m kinda running out of them.I need some help.Please keep it clean and not offensive.A joke you could tell your Grandma. I’ll start.
A recently divorced man goes out and buys a brand new corvette.He’s driving down the highway about 60 mph and decides he want’s to see what this baby will do.He’s got it up to hundred mph and looks in his rear view mirror and sees a police car with his lights flashing.
He thinks"I can out run him".Now he’s got it up to 150 mph. The cop is still there.He decides he better pull over.The cop gets out and walks up to car the say’s "What’s the hurry? "The man says"I just got this ‘vette and I wanted to see how fast it would go.Do you have to give me a ticket?" .The cop replies"Well,if you can give me a good reason why you were speeding and wouldn’t stop, I won’t write you a ticket".The man thinks for a second and says"My wife ran off with a cop and I thought it was him trying to give her back!" oops!…after looking down the topics I noticed a joke topic and it got moved
AdSense 336x280A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, ‘Well, we built the Parthenon.’ Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, ‘We built the Coliseum.’ The Greek retorts, ‘We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.’ The Italian, nodding agreement, says, ‘But we built the Roman Empire.’ And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, ‘We invented sex!’ The Italian replies, ‘That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.’
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That’ll do for now lol
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i thought this was about farts at first cuz of what it said ‘anybody heard a funny one’
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i thought this was about farts at first cuz of what it said ‘anybody heard a funny one’
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