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a bloke walks into a bar and orderes a pint
he finsihes his pint and looks in his top pocket of his shirt
and orders notehr pint
this goes on for a good 12 pints
the bloke behind the bar goes 'why you keep looking in your pocket before you order a pint mate?'
the bloke replies 'got a picture of the wife in there when she looks good i know ive had enough'
changed it i forgot about keepin it clean sorry lads |
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| Should'nt we be keeping it clean? |
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| DJ Bobby V wrote: |
| Should'nt we be keeping it clean? |
Posting in the correct forum aswell no Bobby V ?  |
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| Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco. Husband puts 10 cans of lager in the trolley but the wife takes them back out saying: "They cost £10, they're too dear". Further down the aisle she puts a £20 jar of face cream in the trolley. Seeing this the husband says: "Hang on a minute thats definately too dear", "But it makes me look so beautiful darling" says the wife, to which the husband replies: "So does 10 cans of lager, but at half the bloody price!" |
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| DJShadesUK wrote: |
| Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco. Husband puts 10 cans of lager in the trolley but the wife takes them back out saying: "They cost £10, they're too dear". Further down the aisle she puts a £20 jar of face cream in the trolley. Seeing this the husband says: "Hang on a minute thats definately too dear", "But it makes me look so beautiful darling" says the wife, to which the husband replies: "So does 10 cans of lager, but at half the bloody price!" |
hahah good one |
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Amusing twists on the "all women are pretty at 2am" saying.
The first time I went to a bar with my brother (he's 7 years younger) he would look at any woman that walked in and say "She's a 5" or "She's a 6" etc.
After a bit, I noticed he was scoring women pretty much the exact opposite of what I would rate them.
At one point a stunning (and I do mean stunning) redhead sauntered in and he said "A definite 0"
"You're kidding," says I, "I'd rate her a solid 10 and kick in a couple extra points over that."
He looked at me with a quizzical expression for a few seconds, then his face relaxed and he broke into a grin.
"But I don't rate the way you do, obviously ... my scale is how many beers it would take to make me want to pick them up." |
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| DJShadesUK wrote: |
| Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco. Husband puts 10 cans of lager in the trolley but the wife takes them back out saying: "They cost £10, they're too dear". Further down the aisle she puts a £20 jar of face cream in the trolley. Seeing this the husband says: "Hang on a minute thats definately too dear", "But it makes me look so beautiful darling" says the wife, to which the husband replies: "So does 10 cans of lager, but at half the bloody price!" |
LMAO.........LMAO again! This one is great. |
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Amusing twists on the "all women are pretty at 2am" saying.
The first time I went to a bar with my brother (he's 7 years younger) he would look at any woman that walked in and say "She's a 5" or "She's a 6" etc.
After a bit, I noticed he was scoring women pretty much the exact opposite of what I would rate them.
At one point a stunning (and I do mean stunning) redhead sauntered in and he said "A definite 0"
"You're kidding," says I, "I'd rate her a solid 10 and kick in a couple extra points over that."
He looked at me with a quizzical expression for a few seconds, then his face relaxed and he broke into a grin.
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