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Here are 10 reasons why i'd choose beer over a woman anytime (maybe.)
1. You can enjoy a BEER all month.
2. BEER stains wash out.
3. A BEER doesn't get jealous when you grab another BEER.
4. If you pour a BEER right, you will always get good head.
5. You can have more than one BEER a night and not feel guilty.
6. You can share a BEER with your friends.
7. A BEER is always wet.
8. You don't have to wash a BEER before it tastes good.
9. BEER looks the same in the morning.
10. BEER doesn't have morals.
Need any more? Here's a few more bonus reasons to choose beer.
> BEER doesn't go crazy once a month.
> Big, fat BEERs are nice to have.
> BEER NEVER says no.
> A BEER doesn't give a f*ck if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around.
> When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a BEER. |
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I will concede that very rarely have I encountered a BEER with an over-protective brother with anger issues. However, sex with BEER is unsatisfying to say the least.
Anyway, my girlfriend also drinks beer. So, uh... I'll be over here in the corner enjoying the best of both worlds while you all organise some sort of head-piece to crown me king of the entire world |
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I dont drink. 
So I have to stay with women  |
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bier=good
woman=good
beer+woman= btr
beer+woman+my music= heaven |
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Rock-Star-69
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Missed 1 out. Beer always has something up top.  |
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nicole
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avalonandon
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| nicole wrote: |
| Don't mind being on top. |
Well then... guess that settles it huh guys?
Next topic...lol |
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Rock-Star-69
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| ACAS4U - a full PHAT 11/10! |
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| I like a da lady were she want 2 b |
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missblondt
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well..
so..
here are some reasons why BEER is better than a MAN
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining. .
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer can't interrupt.
A good beer is easy to find.
A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.
A beer isn't ready until you're ready.
A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
You don't have to let a beer win.
Just because you have dinner with a beer doesn't mean you have to sleep with a beer too.
A beer will never drink the last beer.
When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.
A beer is never temperamental.
A beer will never complain about your cooking.
A cold beer is a good beer.
A beer will never worry about losing its hair.
A big, fat beer is nice to have.
You don't have to laugh at a beer's jokes.
A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer. |
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001001001
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| ACAS4U Rookie now off the mark |
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| What ever happened to a nice jack and coke? |
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Skitch
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| ACAS4U - a full PHAT 11/10! |
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| simbadee wrote: |
> A BEER doesn't give a f*ck if you keep a bunch of other BEERs around. |
lol that has to be my favorite reason |
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sbongard15
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| Dont forget: Beer ALWAYS goes down easy =) |
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S.W.P
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| ACAS4U - a full PHAT 11/10! |
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Reasons Bacardi 151 Is Better Then WOMEN!
151 doesnt judge you
spend a few hours wit 151, and get f***ed
151 likes roofies
151 will help you get some booty
151 wont bore you
151 helps settle disputes
women bring alot of baggage, 151 only comes in shots
151 will never stab you
151's parents dont care that your coverd in tattoos and rap
151 loves 3 somes, expecially if its with Long Island
151 is straight to the point
151 will take care of your children if you wana go clubbin
151 can shut a rotweiler up in 7.23mins..
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**Disclaimer: The Above Are Not ALL personal expierences!!** |
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Random Logistics
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| StarkZ The Phantom wrote: |
151 will never stab you
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jesus, what type of women do you know! |
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| Random Logistics wrote: |
| StarkZ The Phantom wrote: |
151 will never stab you
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jesus, what type of women do you know! |
LOL! Perhaps those Japanese women aren't quite as cute as they first appear!! |
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S.W.P
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| ACAS4U - a full PHAT 11/10! |
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| naw actually i was stabbed by a hispanic girl when i was 14 |
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| StarkZ The Phantom wrote: |
151 likes roofies
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This was the one that disturbed me. |
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TheOneHC
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| hahaha really funny stuff |
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| ACAS4U - a full PHAT 11/10! |
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