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Hey all please post your favourite jokes!
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a
>severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go
>from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning
>. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she
>stands up in the front of the
>plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she
>yells, "Well, if I'm going t
>o die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be
>memorable!
>I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no
>one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well
>I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can
>make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is
>silence.
>Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all
>stare, riveted, at the desp erate
>woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up
>in the rear of the plane.
>"I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's
>gorgeous. Tall, well built, w
>ith flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts
>to walk slowly up the aisle , unbuttoning his shirt
>one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is
>breathi ng heavily in anticipation as the strange man
>approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple
>across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the
>arm holding h is shirt to the trembling woman, and
>whispers: "Iron this."  |
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just_keatin
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Whats brown and sticky?
a stick 
Whats Pink and fluffy?
Pink Fluff |
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mhf69
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I ran into the back of a car yesterday
This midget got out and stormed over
"I aint happy!!" he said....
"oh" I said "then which one r u?"
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Random Logistics
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| Defintion of Bravery: coming home drunk, covered in lipstick and stinking of perfume, slapping your wife on the arse and saying "You're next fatty" |
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"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity" E.A.Poe |
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just_keatin
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| Random Logistics wrote: |
| Defintion of Bravery: coming home drunk, covered in lipstick and stinking of perfume, slapping your wife on the arse and saying "You're next fatty" |
LMFAO NICE MAN!!
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kre8tivx
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| ACAS4U Rookie now off the mark |
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| omg that is so funny lol |
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keptblue
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| ACAS4U Rookie now off the mark |
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| hahahaha it's funny because i want to download some acapellas |
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dan1eh_24
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| keptblue wrote: |
| hahahaha it's funny because i want to download some acapellas |
Hi, lets hear your joke then!  |
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dan1eh_24
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I was recently reading an article about the top 10 worst ever quizshow answers
Presenter: Which famous actor is married to Nicole Kidman
Contestant : Forrest Gump
Presenter: Which film stars bob hoskins and is named after a painting by leonardo da vinci.
Contestant: eh! who framed roger rabbit
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simbadee
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What do you get when you cross sheep and kangaroos?
Woolie jumpers! |
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simbadee
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| Check out my forum, Drunken reincarnation. It strongly reminds me of the "bravery" definition above. |
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