Oh no. Why why why!!! The wife has now declared her intention to leave me and take the kids with her. Why do you do it. Please get them back asap so she will return. This has made my whole world fall to pieces and I didn’t even pay for it. 
Oh christ, the tortoise is upset now, and its making its way to the front door to leave. Jees, he’s telling all the other pets. Please please please help to bring them back by bringing them back. My world is in tatters all because I can’t download acapellas. Please send a food parcel please.
Whinge whinge. 
Shakes head.
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